Category: Review

October 19, 2009

Law Abiding Citizen: A Review

by Tholan — Categories: Movie, ReviewComments Off

On Saturday my wife and I had a night out at the theatre.  I knew her choice of movie would be down to two of the new releases this weekend.  When she gave me that blood crazed look, I knew which tickets to buy.  At the 7:40 showing Saturday night, we sat in the upper right corner of a crowded large viewing room and watched Gerard Butler, Jamie Foxx, Colm Meaney (two to beam up Mr. O’Brien), and others in the action packed Law Abiding Citizen.

The movie was just the right length (108 min) and right from the opening sequence it draws you in and holds your attention.  It is hard, fast, edgy, thoughtful, and action packed.  It only slows down to set-up the next punch.  It is pulse pounding psychological joy ride that has you (and a large mixed crowd) cheering for the film’s title character: Clyde Shelton.

The film has abysmal ratings on Rotten Tomatoes (24% at the time of this writing, 22% when I checked 24hrs prior), but that is understandably so.  The film is in many ways “red meat” and “candy” but those things are just so mmm, mmm good.  Look, without giving anything of substance away, the film has 1) high tech killing, 2) low tech killing, 3) self centered “justice” officials getting what they deserve, 4) a hot chick in a pantsuit, 5) a naked Gerard Butler, 6)Jamie Foxx, and 7) von Clausewitz quotes.  I could go on, but I think you get the point.  Did I mention the film has high tech AND low tech killing?  Yeah.  It’s true.

But to be fair to the reviewers, the abysmal ratings are due in large to the few plot holes (yes there are a few), and the movies ambiguity of message.  In fact I will go so far as to say the movies ratings are a commentary on the larger society as a whole.  And not for the reasons the statists, government is right types want to imagine.  No in my view people agree with the title characters point of view, possibly not with his actions, but certainly with his point of view.  Arguably what the writer of this film missed is the simple fact that when a comedian suggests that 50,000 dead lawyers is a good start the audience almost always laughs and agrees.

If you are looking for “red meat”, “candy”, or just some good ol’ fashioned “a man vs. The Man”, then Law Abiding Citizen is for you.

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September 7, 2009

District 9: A Tale of Inhuman Suffering

by Tholan — Categories: Geekery, Movie, ReviewComments Off
District 9 Poster from Filmofilia.com

District 9 Poster from Filmofilia.com


Neil Blomkamp’s debut feature film is a smashing success.
At a cost $30 Million to make, the film earned more on its first weekend ($37 Million) and to date has earned over $115 Million world-wide.  The movie stands as s testament to the quality of “undiscovered” talent that exists in the film industry and speaks directly to the reality that a “megastar” is not needed to tell or sell a feature film.

Blomkamp’s tale is a serious look at Apartheid and the plight of refugees as seen through the lens of cricket-men from outer space.  The “Prawns”, as the aliens are called, are a mirror of a majority modern human society.  The millions of aliens who come on the mother-ship are sickly, starving, malnourished lot; they are largely devoid of the intelligence that has them cast across the stars.  Humanity takes a stand for these visitors and provides them with food and shelter on the ground beneath their hovering ship.  This ground is a slum in Johannesburg known as District 9 (a most direct reference to the actual District 6 of Apartheid infamy).

What follows is a steady moving story that speaks to the problems of encampment and segregation; governmental mistakes, multi-national corporate greed, and the age old human fear of the unfamiliar.  It is masterfully put together and beautifully layered.  A more perfect and gritty sci-fi film has not been produced in years.  Does the story pull punches?  Yes.  Does this story have plausibility holes?  Certainly.  Does the story have pieces that don’t quite fit snug?  Absolutely.  But what sci-fi set in a “current day” scenario doesn’t?  If you can see past the flaws (and what geek can’t) you should find a thoughtful and introspective story that asks a serious question about man’s inhumanity to man.

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July 24, 2009

Windows 7 on August 6! Horray for Technet!

by MrElectro — Categories: Geekery, Quagmire's Den, Review, TechnicalComments Off

Rumor has it, Windows 7 will be available for Technet and MSDN on August 6, 2009. Volume License customers will be able to get it on August 7. OEM’s – well, shortly. ;) General availability – October 22. If I hadn’t renewed my Technet subscription already, I would before August 6!

July 24, 2009

Defragmentation. Your best tool for speed.

by MrElectro — Categories: Geekery, Quagmire's Den, Review, Technical2 Comments

hd_platterI’ve been in the computer industry for almost 25 years now. I’ve gone from the lowest on the totem pole to the service manager, and increased in pay faster than anyone ever in two of the companies I have worked for. I’ve seen some weird things in my time. At my first job in the computer industry, my coworkers started calling me the System Master because when no one could fix a system, they would call me in. And I never found a system I couldn’t fix, unless it was unfix-able. All that to let you know, when it comes to computers, I know a little about what I am talking about.

I remember working on a system some years ago. It was at a local law firm, here in Atlanta, back in the late 80′s. This system had two other technicians dispatched, and neither one could get this system working. I was finally called in. I don’t remember too many of the specifics of what I did initially, but I remember the end result and the fix. The system was so fragmented, it was actually working, but it took over an hour to boot. This, back when DOS was the norm. Talk about a totally screwed system.

After I defragged the system, everything worked fine.

Today, we have all kinds of different system tools out there to speed up the systems under the various flavors of Windows. Some work good, some are a scam, and some are just plain fraud or malicious. However, the best tool that anyone can use – to begin with – when the system is slowing down is Windows Defrag (Disk Defragmenter). This can be a life saver, and a cheap one at that. After all, it comes with Windows!

In all my years of tech support, one of the first questions I still have to ask all of my end users when they call me for a slow system is “When did you last defrag your system?” 95% of the time I get “Defrag? What is that?” Even if it is not the first time I’ve asked them. (If you are in Tech Support, you absolutely know what I mean here.)

Microsoft has finally gotten it right in Windows 7, in more than one way. But one of the first and most basic win’s they have here is they have Defrag automatically scheduled to run on a weekly basis as a default for the operating system. Whohoo! Finally! This one feature here will probably cut out about 20% of the tech support calls that companies get with computers. I know when I made it a company standard about 2 and a half years ago, to install Diskeeper on our systems, my calls went down to almost half. People quit complaining about the system slowing down.

Defragmentation of the hard drive is sort of like exercise for humans. Keep it fit, and it will keep running at optimum for you. Too bad Microsoft can’t come out with something to let us do exercise automatically, while we sleep.

July 11, 2009

Supernatural…a.k.a “I luv me some Winchester Boys”

by Ganelon — Categories: Review, Television1 Comment

What!? You haven’t seen Supernatural?! Christ, are you living in a f**king cave?!

I am a big time genre TV fan. B5, Trek(s), BSG, XFiles, Smallville,  Heroes, TrueBlood, Terminator and all things Whedon flows through my veins.

So, how did I miss Supernatural?

*sigh* I can only blame Smallville.

See, I have a love/hate thing with that show. I love the idea, but HATE 90% of the implementation. That 90% is pure WB/CW formula teen drama pap. And when I saw another genre show coming out of CW, I immediate thought “here we go again” and passed on what I thought was going to be a cheap knock off of Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

As seasons moved by, I noted that the show continued and never really got what I would call “bad” press from those places where reviews matter to me. Even so, I figured that if I am missing something, I am likely not missing much. Six months ago, an eFriend started pushing me toward checking out the show as something “I think you will like”. After much nagging on his part(and a fair bit of forgetfulness on mine), I put the show in my list of things to watch and finally got around to viewing it with SheGan.(who likes “creepy” stuff…me included, I assume)

After the first episode, I was blown away!

Seriously…it was probably the best pilot to a series I’ve seen since Lost. I was immediately hooked on the characters and meta-story… and couldn’t wait to see the next episodes. I was shocked something this good could have strolled out without huge fanfare…at least in the Geekly quarters. But here it was and I dedicated myself to watching as many episodes as I had time in the week.

I’ve recently caught up to the finale of  season 4 and now I want to talk about it a bit.

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July 4, 2009

Documentary – Anarchism in America

by Tholan — Categories: Movie, ReviewComments Off

By the late 1970′s the Anarchist movement in the United States had matured.  After two centuries of debate and hard fought reality, the movement had strengthened its core beliefs and dispelled most of the  it fallacies it had at inception.  While Anarcho-Collectivists still exist, the rift between Bakunin and Marx is filled with the spilled blood patriots.  The ghosts of the Russian Revolution and Spanish Civil War will whisper their truth as long as we remember them.

The 1983 documentary, Anarhism in America, is now available on Google videos uninterrupted.  74 minutes in length, the documentary shows footage of several of the turn of century anarchists and has interviews with several of the movements thought leaders.  The spirit of anarchism is the spirit that built America.   Let us never forget what the Founders were declaring independence from!

Happy Independence Day my friends.  May God bless and keep you all.

June 13, 2009

Review: Twilight

by Ganelon — Categories: Movie, Review — Tags: , , , 10 Comments

I know what you are thinking…

“Gan, why the hell did you see this tween-pron flick?”

I’m asking myself the same thing. I had downloaded it for my babysitter, who has nothing but the hard crush on “Edward! (*Sigh*)”. So, weeks later it is still on my harddrive looking oh so delete-worthy. But, never wanting to throw out junkfood without a little taste, I decided to keep it until a particularly entertainment free night.

That night came… and I cannot believe I actually watched the entire thing.

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May 12, 2009

Review: Star Trek a.k.a Red Matter? Really?!

by Ganelon — Categories: Geekery, Movie, ReviewComments Off

My thoughts on Star Trek…

First let me say that it was easily one of the most entertaining movies I’ve seen in a long time. I drank the whole thing in and had a smile on my face thoughout the viewing experience. I very much enjoyed the new cast and found myself shifting my mythic view of Jim Kirk from the bloated but beloved Shatner to this more appropriate young rebel of a Star Fleet Officer. This was easily the best Star Trek Film to Date.

But it was not The Dark Knight of Trek films, itself called The Godfather of Comic Book films. Star Trek was both Wildly entertaining and deeply imperfect.

The problems with the film can be found mostly in looking at the following:
*SPOILERS*


The Villain: Boring, lackluster and with no personality. Not even a shadow of other notable Trek Villains. And really… “Nero”?

The Villain’s ship: Mmmm…Nice and pointy, for no other reason than to be bad ass. This heavily armed…mining vessel? (or as Chekov says… vwessel)

The Villain’s motivation: See… he’s all crazy because his loved one died, right? So he’s going to destroy the federation. Cuz his wife died. In an event totally unrelated to the Federation. Oh, and his crew of “miners” as generally okay with that. And he’s really pissed at Old Spock…cuz he tried to save everyone. How bout that?

Old Spock. *sigh* Nimoy has forgotten how to play Spock. There was absolutely nothing Spocklike in his performance. Hell, Sylar was more Spockish than Nimoy, and he was getting Jungle Fever Action. Oh, and WTF was Spock doing with the Red Matter thing? No other currently practicing Scientists in the universe to say…”Dude! That’s my specialty! Go back to the Ambassador stuff before you hurt someone!”

Now, all that being said… there was far more fun, action and goodness than bad… which is a testament to just how good those other things are to override the utter crap of the above.

March 15, 2009

In Answer to the Question: … I watched the Watchmen.Twice.

by Ganelon — Categories: Movie, ReviewComments Off

*spoilers below the fold*

"God help us all."

"God help us all."

After viewing the film last week, and experiencing a rush of conflicting visions and portents, I came to the conclusion that I needed to Drink from The Well once again… to re-experience the Moment of Faith under a more analytical eye, before I could… with conviction… proselytize.

Thus, dear readers… my conclusion: The Watchmen is a damn good, if not brilliant, adaptation of the second finest Graphic Novel ever writ and sketched (the first being, IMHO…Miller’s The Dark Knight Returns. Deal with it.) and it is a very good movie on it’s own strengths. It is not, however… the best “Superhero genre” movie ever made… and I don’t even consider it in the top 5. (In case you are wondering: The Dark Knight, Spiderman 2, X-men 2, Spiderman 1 and Batman Begins)

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January 4, 2009

Slumdog Millionaire: Movie of the Year?

by Tholan — Categories: MovieComments Off

2008 brought us several blockbuster movies.  Immediately the three comic book titans and Pixar’s latest achievement come into mind.  And while WALL-E was perhaps Pixar’s greatest achievement to date and The Dark Knight was a box office juggernaut, Danny Boyle’s late comer, Slumdog Millionaire, cannot be overlooked.


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