David Carradine died… apparently by accident as he jerked off while choking himself. Can you imagine the funeral conversations?
Watch where you're pointing that thing...
So, let me get this straight. David Carradine hung accidentally hung himself while practicing auto-erotic asphyxiation? Dude…
…you’re in Thailand!
They sell hookers at the 7/11 there! You could pay for a spotter! Get a little of the Dutch Rudder action going, bro!!!
Instead, your entire career takes the backseat as you are forever the famous guy found with a cord around his neck and beans. What a piss poor way for a badass like David Carradine to go.