Terrible terrible terrible.
The Happening was a better film. I. Shit. You. Not.
It is not even good for a “popcorn” flick. It’s the worst movie I’ve seen in years.
The script, direction, performances, characters, plot and viewing experience were wretched on levels that genuinely angered me. The story was intriguing in rough concept, but it’s implementation was so horrifyingly bad, that I prayed to Almighty God that everyone in the movie would die midway through the film… sacrificed on the alter of “Cutting our losses”.
A note to Will Smith: We don’t want to see your son in another movie ever again. He has no talent. He is not cute. We don’t want to pay to watch him do anything.
A note to Jennifer Connely: Eat.
A note to Keanu Reeves: Go….just…go.
A final note to any Aliens who are looking for a reason to save humanity from our Just extinction: Please don’t watch this movie.